"Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable."
"Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some of the weakest and most important internal organs."
"With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process."
ok so i just came from the library (checking out ADWD) and as i was leaving this little girl asked for my autograph?? like she complimented my shirt and i went to check out and when i saw her she was like, can i have your autograph?? so i signed a library business card and gave it to her. i hope she holds on to it.